i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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