On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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