So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just forgot I was standing up.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have post one night stand depression
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
