think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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