its not stalking. its research.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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