Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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