I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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