i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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