I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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