Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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