we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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