Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
