I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
40s are totally the cure
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize