How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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