Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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