If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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