R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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