Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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