she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
What a dumb baby whore.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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