Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

wtf

(1-225): View more from Louisiana

I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(847): View more from Illinois

And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"

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(720): View more from Colorado

and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

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(330): View more from Ohio

As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.

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