Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Randomize