he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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