no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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