someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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