He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
try to milk me bitch
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
