I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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