He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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