i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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