is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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