seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
