Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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