i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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