fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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