You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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