You just made me feel so damn special
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do vagina's smell?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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