just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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