We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
