there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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