We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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