Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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