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(818): View more from California

we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???

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(360): View more from Washington

Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.

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(303): View more from Colorado

he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed

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(253): View more from Washington

You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.

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