i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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