i permit you to call me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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