Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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