I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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