More tranny stories later!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I believe in your delicious
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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