So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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