If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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