butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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