I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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