My brain says no but my pants say off.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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