you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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