If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I have aggressive nipples.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
