I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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