So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
