btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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