is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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